FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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