I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
The beer is more important than you right now.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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