2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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