If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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