Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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