is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Randomize
