We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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