Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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