idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Are my feet made of real feet?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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