no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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