she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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