you guys were way drunker than both of me
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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