They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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