okay pat passed out under dana's car
I can tuck mytits in my pants
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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