Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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