Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
So many bounce houses so little time
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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