i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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