The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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