the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Drake has all the answers
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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