He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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