If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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