Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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