operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
