Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
