there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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