I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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