Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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