i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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