Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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