If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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