Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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