hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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