UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
