Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Randomize
