like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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