How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
