is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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