i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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