I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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