i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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