I don't think brook has ever known best
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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