she kept yelling 'call me bella'
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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