Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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