Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
