Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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