smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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