We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I think your dad took our porno
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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