if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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