Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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