So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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