He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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