Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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