Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Randomize
