It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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