Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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